Friday, 18 September 2015

Why is Online Chatting with Strangers considered Unhealthy?

Greetings! It's Fish here and today I'm going to talk about the reasons on why online chatting with strangers is unhealthy! You guys probably wonder why I'm writing about online chatting. Well, I read a few cases about online chatting and thought I should write about it so people in the future can be more careful. I also talked to Riceball and Cow about it, and they said that I should. That's how I ended up here today writing about it.

Most of you might think: Why can't you talk to strangers? There isn't much harm in it. Let's just say, there's always an aftershock.


The Internet is a useful tool and everyone is using it. The internet has made life easier. Chatting is a great example of an internet benefit since it allows us to communicate with anybody at anytime. In today's society,  the majority of mankind, even children are downloading apps such as Waplog, Omegle, Minus-Social chat and etc. Why? Sometimes they want to go online and talk to strangers that they are paired up with. You could say it's most likely because they're lonely. 

Others, they probably want to just for the sake of having fun. Nevertheless, even when you're lonely don't--never--choose talking to strangers as an option of filling up your loneliness because it can sometimes spawn the temptation to talk to strangers; but be warned as strangers can sometimes be... strange.

When you sign up to chat with strangers, some app might ask for your hand phone number, email address, name, and what's more, even the place where you stay. Even if you don't need to insert your real identification, there's always a way a stranger can use to track your phone or even hack into it and get information about you. Don’t be shocked by the ways that they use: sometimes they will send you links that when you click it it will implant a virus into your phone. 

Then, when things just begin to heat up between the two of you, all the horrible things will happen. For instance, they might find your address and kidnap you and you might get raped or your parents might have to deal with money, blackmail or scam. Moreover, people of course wouldn’t put their real name for anything, so you won’t know if the person you’re talking to is being truthful or making use of these chat apps as a potential avenue to gain access to unsuspecting children.

Sometimes, the stranger will talk to you 
everyday, from day to night, whether rain or shine (or in this case, whether WiFi or no WiFi) . They will flirt, talk and comfort you at times when you are sad, having you to trust them. Some might even use ways to make you want to talk to them more and more, then you'll start thinking of them when you're working or studying even though it's not such a big deal. However, if you try to think another way round, when you start to get obsessed with talking to him/her, you'll begin to get antisocial and you won't be connected to the world anymore. 


And the worst thing that can happen is you'll probably start to lose a few friends, ranging from the ones who are not very close to you to the ones who are your ultimate besties. By the time you even realize that, it might be a little too late as trying to get over something is indeed not an easy job so it might take a long time.

Nevertheless, at intervals you might meet people who are very confident. And what I mean by confident is the stranger will use a seductive choice of words to have you ‘turned on’, making your mind think differently. These types of sick strangers will talk to you and send you inappropriate images. A few will plead you to take inappropriate, horrific and shocking pictures, convincing you that it’s okay to do it- we call this mind pollution-.The moment you start to think it’s okay will change everything. You might start to do things that are unbelievable and jaw-dropping like masturbating. To make things even worst, you’ll even have the liking of it. On the other hand, if you have a strong will, I’m sure you can get out of this situation before it has even started.

I’m not saying that chatting with strangers is all a disadvantage-- if you get paired up with the right person, then it’s okay. It’s not a bad thing to make new friends but just be careful and don’t be fooled. There are many types of people out there such as pedophiles, rapists and kidnappers.
Remember Pedo the stingray

That's the end of this blog post. I hope you enjoyed reading my solo work, it's probably not as good as the other blog posts, but I thought I'd give it a try. Either way, thank you for spending a few minutes on reading my solo work! If you haven't checked out other blog posts that my partners-in-crime and I did, go ahead and check it out! Credits to Riceball for helping change some of my horrible grammar mistakes, not to mention Cow too, thanks for encouraging me to write a solo post!

- Fish





8 Fashion Trends in Malaysia

Fish: *swoops in* I CAME IN LIKE A WRECKING BALL! I'VE NEVER HIT SO HARD BEFORE!! 

Cow: Dude, WHAT are you singing >.<?!

Fish: Oh, it's the new Miley Cyrus song.

Cow: Smiley who?

Fish: Miley Cyrus? 

Cow: No.

Fish: Here. This is a picture of her.

Cow: *sees picture, has a cringe attack and starts pondering about mankind.*

OK! So how many of you have actually experienced a similar scenario? Fashion trends and statements are everywhere and they are DOMINATING our world. There is nothing wrong with wanting to keep up with the newest trends (as long as it is unrelated to Kim Kardashian) but sometimes, people tend to go overboard. The Cow, (mainly) the Fish and the Riceball have managed to gather some of the most obvious fashion statements form Malaysia so that you will know where to draw the line and to NEVER, EVER step over it.

8 TRENDY FASHION STATEMENTS (according to Fish)


P.S These victims,well most of them, have been secretly taken in a Malaysian mall, thanks to top-notch secret-agent spy Cow. 

P.P.S We don't exactly own the photos, even though they were taken by Cow...

#1 The High-lighter


Two things about them: -
1) They are high and
2) They want to burn your eyes.

The Highlighter is probably either self-conscious or they just like to be the highlight of the day. Seriously, it kills the eyes! Nevertheless, these people would wear a piece of neon-colored clothing out and will, obviously, stand out among the crowd. 


#2 The Homesicks

These people probably love to feel at home. For them, as long as it is comfy, it's fine. Under any circumstances, if you were to wear that to the mall, wouldn't it be kind of embarrassing? However, the world does think differently nowadays... I wouldn't be surprised if you walked into the mall wearing a bikini/mankini. 



#3 Staying short

Humanity has proved that wearing high heels can lead to foot problems for women. Plus, wearing high heels can cause your toenails to have an abnormal shape. That's why we have Hero Sandals. Sometimes wearing high heels will cause your feet to sweat because your feet can't breathe whereas wearing sandals allow your feet to breathe and keeps your feet dry. Moreover, flat sandals are more comfy as it has cushion and can keep your feet firm at all the time. By the same token, sandals avoid you from losing your balance unlike high heels, you'll lose your balance at times.




#4 The Baggy Comfies

These people, they are like the Homesicks, they love to be comfortable except dressing properly is a deal. They wear baggy; loose shirts, not because they don't have a curvy, hourglass body shape but because they want to be comfy and dislike wearing body-hugging clothing. Even though wearing loose tops doesn't bring out your curves, it still has its advantages, like when you eat too full, at least it doesn't show how full you are.These loose tops are usually made of cotton, chiffon or wool  as it's soft and they're usually plain in colour with only a little design. On top of everything, if you choose the right clothing, then it's fine. Like the picture below, even though the shirt is loose, it still looks nice on her. 




#5 The Glory of Leggings


Leggings are very well known these days. Not only it covers your scars or hairy legs, it's also comfortable and brings out the shape of your sexy legs. Not all leggings are plain in color. Today, they have leggings with fancy and embellished designs. What's more, you don't have to worry whether it will show off your butt cheeks or not because it's completely covered. Just a word of advice, when buying a pair of leggings, please don't buy the ones that are too tight for you.









#6 The Swaggy Hair

When you see a person with an Afro hairstyle or African braid, you will tell the person closest to you about it, telling him/her how cool the hairstyle is. Well, today is the day you witness a cooler hairstyle. A PUNK MOHAWK HAIRCUT TIED INTO TWO. I know it doesn't sound real but you don't see that hairstyle everyday, especially at Malaysia. Colored/dyed hair is also particularly famous now, especially ombre colors. So if you wish to look like a mouth-watering rainbow cake, do not hesitate to dye your hair. But make sure no one takes a slice of that cake. #Ilovecake.



#7 The Nail

Dragon studded backpacks are very popular as it is very attractive and since people now love to dress like a badass, these backpacks is one of the symbols for youngsters. Normally, only teens would carry the dragon studded bag but now, even children as young as seven are carrying it. This bag is usually made from leather cloth so it can hold the studs firmly.








#8 The Stain

Today we have the tattoo lovers. Although some elderly, especially parents may not like the idea of putting tattoo, most of our mankind now have the liking of putting tattoos, ranging from words to exotic designs. However, my favorite type of tattoo is ambigram. Ambigram tattoos are very simple and unique. This tattoo is a word or words that can be read in a different direction, where the word reads the same when upside down or turned over to an entirely new word.




Top: Family
Bottom: Friends
Top: Hope
Bottom: Faith


A very important side note: It's OK to wear anything you like or enjoy, The sole purpose of this blog post isn't to judge your style or to tarnish your opinions on your own favorite clothes. This is a mere observation that we noticed that might help you if you intend to go with the flow of fashion. 

COMMENTS FROM COW AND RICEBALL ON FISH'S SOLE BLOG POST

Riceball: I have no fashion sense in the least, but if I were one of these mentioned above, it's the Baggy Comfies. Btw, WHAT is a mankini?!

Cow: Nice job, Fish. *Gives you a nice pat on the head* However, I am sad that you didn't mention "The Cow Fashion Trend." Oh well..

That's all for now, I hope that you enjoyed reading this blog post. If you have any suggestions on what our next topic should be, don't be shy and comment below. Also, if you haven't checked out our previous blog posts, go do it now! Thank you and have a wonderful day!

~Fish 












Thursday, 17 September 2015

The Little Match Girl: R E W R I T E.

And here is another blog post brought to you by the Cow, the Fish and the Riceball! Riceball here (heyy!) and today I'm going to be giving you a background idea of what today's blog post's going to be about. 


So on Thursday the 10th of September this year - a day before the blessed birthday of our favorite fetish Tri!- we celebrated her birthday one day early as I couldn't make it for tomorrow's movie. The Scorch Trials, too :(



Anyway, we forgot to prepare the matches for the cake so Cow and Fish went to buy a box of them. After that I got to handle what remained of it (don't worry, it's pretty much still in one piece- a whole new record!)And basically my friends and I pieced together this wonderful pun here (phase 2 is entirely by me):



Phase 1: I'm a matchmaker. *holds up the matchbox and waits for the person's reaction*


Phase 2: I can make sparks fly, you know. 



Funny because I consider myself the least funniest person ever. Anyway. 



As I cradled that matchbox in my hands I was like, "Hey, why don't I write the story adaptation for the Little Match Girl?" You see, we were assigned to write a fairy tale, fable or bedtime story adaptation any way we wanted. Cow, Fish and I had been racking our brains the whole entire week (we came up with some completely far-fetched ideas as well as some good ones although they were sort of borrowed from other fairy tales) and I suddenly remembered this story. 



P.S If you haven't read the original, I seriously do not know what you have been doing throughout your childhood. Prepare some tissues. 

The story revolves around a young unnamed girl suffering from the early stages of hypothermia who shivers alone on the street on a cold Christmas' Eve, waiting for people to come buy her matches. She does not dare return home in case her abusive father beats her if she does not manage to sell any matches. In order to keep herself warm she lights a match, and sees visions of lucky children with families all beside the fire, digging in to presents and a Christmas feast. The girl looks to the sky and spies a shooting star, and is reminded of what her grandmother once said: a falling star meant that someone was dying and going to heaven. She then lights another match, and sees her late grandmother, the only person who had ever cared for her. She keeps lighting all her matches just to keep the vision of her grandmother glowing, and when she finally uses up all her matches, people find the pitiful sight of her on the street the next day, dead. This story was intended to have a happy ending, since the girl is dead and can find peace with her grandmother in heaven, never to suffer.



And there, the wonderful and touching story written by Hans Christian Andersen; you can't see any harm in re-writing this beloved children's tale. The question is, how?


~ Font color change because I'm writing this the next day. ~



Right now Cow and Fish must be having the time of their lives with Lou and Tri (happy birthday Tri! :). It's Scorch Trials Day, and since I have no company whatsoever at home at the moment I thought I should just experiment with this. I sort of impressed my dad on the way home from school (believe me, my dad is one of the hardest people to impress. Ever.) and I'm just really keen to write it now... so who's going to stop me? :)



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Children's Tale Rewrite: The Little Match Girl

Despite the vast sea of last-minute Christmas shoppers bustling around the street on Christmas' Eve, none of them stopped to chance upon a glance of the little girl huddled in a nook around the corner of a building. She continued to shake, her frail limbs hugged close to her little figure as she struggled to light a match with her frozen fingers. The numbness in her hands caused the match to drop limply onto the pavement before it could touch the box’s coarse surface. She eyed the fallen match in despair, eventually leaning forward and picking it up to try again. She attempted to call out words of advertising hoarsely, but the crowds rushing around at this hour of the daywhen the lamp posts illuminated the snow-covered sidewalk with a soft golden glowdrowned out her high-pitched voice. 

One man had rounded the corner and unknowingly kicked up a snowdrift with his heavy laden boots. The flakes settled on her bony shoulders, and she sneezed violently, making the man jump. Instead of apologizing, the man growled and sent another pile of snow flying through the winter air, just so it would ease his fury. She held her tongue and kept quiet, too shaken to say anything, and her knees pressed closer to her chest. All of a sudden a shout came to her ears. A boy around her age was halting the man, running up to him and speaking quickly. He looked annoyed, and slightly mad. The man’s face instantly darkened at his words.

"You'd better scram, Jones, or I'll call the constable on you!" Then the heavy laden footsteps of boots scraping on a sidewalk gradually became softer. Her fear vanished, only to appear again in a moment.

The boy had stopped in front of her. His knees were bent slightly, so his face inclined toward hers. She didn't look up though, and that caused the boy to scratch the side of his head curiously. "Are you alright?" he said after a moment's hesitation. She pursed her lips tightly, unwilling to answer him. The boy had crouched down now, so she could see his dirty blonde hair peeking from under his messenger boy's cap and the thick coat he wore over his broad build. Still she refused to look up, her face still buried in between her knees. 

The boy wrapped his arms around his own knees and stared at her. After a while a voice came. "Who are you?" His innocent green-eyed gaze met her frosty blue one, her heavy-lidded eyes cold and bloodshot. Her comment had come out uncertain, uneasy. He smiled a little just to reassure her. 

"Aidan. My name's Aidan." His unruly strands had fallen right over his eyebrows. He motioned to the faded signboard above her, a message crudely carved onto it with a blunt knife. "I take it that you tell fortunes?"

The girl kept silent. Aidan drew his mouth into a straight line. How was he going to get her to speak if things kept on like this?

Just when he was about to give up and straighten to walk back, she spoke again. "What will you give me in return?" He fished into his coat's wide pockets, and retrieved a coin. He gave it to her, noticing how cold her hands were when she reached for it. He took the time to see her clad in a tattered jacket over a long skirt, the color waned with the times, once-white socks turned to gray and worn black shoes as she kept the coin in a little rusted tin hidden in a deeper corner of the nook.

"Are you listening to me?" He shook out of his train of thought when he heard her voice. "Sorry, pardon me. What did you say?" The girl let out a small sigh.

"What would you like to know?" Her fingers had trailed to her matchbox, and there she picked out a match, prepared to strike it with renewed spirit. The frost in her blue irises had vanished—for the time being. Aidan's mouth perked up at the corners as a look of mischief clouded his eyes.

"Tell me what my surprise Christmas present from Mummy is." From the look on her face she was disappointed, but he was not to know that. Wisps escaped her mouth as she muttered something under her breath. Aidan’s rosy cheeks sucked in, and he huddled in too, squatting on the sidewalk in front of a strange girl who claimed to be a clairvoyant on New Year’s Eve.

The girl struck the match against the box. The flame instantly emerged, bright and blazing. Aidan’s eyes trailed to her face as he saw her eyes widen. Those blue eyes, once cold and seemingly heartless, had now a twinkle, a spark that could never be extinguished. He wondered if that happened to her every time she told a fortune, because it certainly did brighten up her appearance.

“I see,” she mumbled as the flame slowly engulfed the match, clawing at her fingers. “I see…”

Aidan closed his eyes and waited.



“…a book.”


He stood up abruptly, brushing off the snow onto the ground at her feet, and shoved his gloved hands into his pockets. “You’re no good,” he retorted angrily. “Why would Mummy get me a book of all things? She knew what I wanted! A new set of toy soldiers!” He scuffled, his rage evident on his flushed face. “I’m going home.”

“Everyone's the same!” 

Her cry echoed down the streets now dwindled to a mere thirty people walking about. He knew it must be evening soon.“Everyone’s the same old selfish idiot that only hears what they want to hear!” He might have seen her eyes shine due to the water welling up in them, but he brushed the thought away as she continued.

“Why can’t I get a word of thanks for once?” She flung her arms exasperatedly and blinked furiously. “Why can’t I do what I’m told to do without getting hurt?”

The tears started to fall from her eyes, which froze into icy droplets on her porcelain face. Suddenly Aidan realized she had meant more than just what he did to her when he spied a side of her gray sock, marked with the vermillion-brown of dried blood. Upon a closer look there were small yet noticeable scars littering her once-fair skin, some wounds deeper than the others. This girl, her fingernails caked with dirt, eyes brimming with tears,  was indeed a pitiful sight for anyone who bothered to notice her. He felt a pang in his subconscious that he could not figure out, and the next thing he knew he was by her side again.

“What’s your name?”

The girl started. Aidan fixed his stare on her determinedly. Surely she must have a name. What else would she go by?

“Emma.” Her eyes darted away from his line of vision. “I’m Emma.”

“I’m sorry, Emma. For earlier.” He could feel the snow whirling along with the cold winter wind that brushed past his ear. “What can I do to help you?”

Emma’s shocked gaze befell him. It was his turn to be shocked when she held out her pale hand. “If you want me to answer that…” Aidan groaned at her meaning, fished into his pocket again and miraculously pulled out another coin. Dropping it into the center of her palm, Emma tucked it away and brushed a stray lock behind her ear.

“All I want right now is for someone to hear me out.” There were slight pauses in between when she said this, which made Aidan get the impression she was never really used to talking to people before. He crouched, and though his legs ached, he listened.

“My mother died after I was born. My father used to be a spectacular businessman until my mother died—he blamed it solely on me. His work took a turn for the worst… his company’s bankrupt. Now he sits around holding a bottle to his lips and hitting me with a bullwhip if I don’t sell out all these matches.”

So that explained the mass of scars. Aidan had certainly heard of the word ‘bankrupt’ before, and since he did not exactly know its meaning, thought that this girl was rather smart, like all the other girls in his school. Maybe she wanted to go to school too…

“Matches.” His attention snapped back to Emma, a ghostly smile lit up on her face. “That’s all we can afford for the New Year’s.”

“But there must be some way I can help!’ He cried indignantly, his eyebrows knitted in concentration. “Is there really no other way?”

Emma held out her hand again. This time he flopped in a coin without hesitation.

“There’s a falling star tonight.” Aidan was either too engrossed or too stupid to realize she’d ignored his question entirely. “My granny says if there’s a star falling, it means someone is dying and is going to Heaven.”

“My mummy says that falling stars are called shooting stars,” Aidan boasted. “She says you can make a wish on them and it will come true.”

That was it! Make Emma wish upon a star! As he opened his mouth in excitement, she interrupted.

“I don’t believe you.” His mood fell. “Why don’t you wish and we’ll see what happens?”

“Okay!” Aidan cried, now pumped up all over again. He breathed deeply, and, his eyes solidly fixed on the burning star, spoke.

“I wish to do something meaningful in my life.”

There was a sound of surprise from Emma. He glanced over at her, and she made a face.

“Why’d you wish for that? I thought you said you wanted a new set of toy soldiers?”

“I want to help you.”

Blue met green. A gaze filled with confusion, and another bubbling with determination.

She blinked. Slowly, she reached for her matchbox and lit another. The warm blaze made shadows dance across the old buildings that were now abandoned. Silence filled the air. There was not a soul in sight. Aidan glanced at the hand holding the burning match and realized how petite it was. Was it just him or had she just turned paler?

“I don’t know, Aidan.” He watched, as she lit another match, one after another, keeping quite still throughout this whole ceremony of lighting matches. He pursed his lips slightly, now red and chapped from the cold.

“How did you know about your clairvoyance, Emma?” The girl looked up from her light. He could see the dark eye bags forming below her irises.

At last she slowly reached out and opened her palm. When he reached into his pocket, he found no coins. He began to panic.

Emma seemed to realize. Smiling softly, she pulled her hand back. “I saw my own fortune once.” She brushed back her mess of hair so it cascaded down her back. “It was on a night like this, too.”

“What did you see?”

Her smile didn't waver. “I saw a lovely feast, and lots of presents… and I saw the smiling faces of the children who ripped them open.” Her mouth emitted a tinkling laugh and Aidan wondered how she was able to laugh like that in her condition. “And then… I saw my grandmother. She was there; her arms outstretched, beaming at me…”

Emma's eyes donned a wistful look.“My granny is the best granny that has ever walked this earth,” she proclaimed. “She has the purest soul in the world. It’s even whiter than snow.” She said this with so much passion, so much fury that Aidan did not dare argue.

A loud chime rang throughout the empty town. He stood up slowly and looked toward the giant town clock in the distance. The chimes continued for twelve times until the town became silent once more. He knew he must be going home soon. And yet, there was something holding him back. 

“So you saw her…” Aidan spoke with mild hesitation, his back still turned to her. “So that was your fortune? Your grandmother?”

“Yes,” He could feel her smile even though he couldn't see it. “I remember finishing all my matches.”

“But you saw a feast too, remember—what? How do you still have so many matches left—?” His face froze when he turned back to that nook around the corner. 

The nook where she used to be.

In that nook was a small red rusted box with a faded message imprinted on it. Upon closer inspection, it read:

“In loving memory of Emma Brookes, a child found dead on this street on New Year’s Day, 1845. Donations will go to the Promise Home orphanage in Buckingham Street, England.”

There was a coin slot, and, to his great astonishment, in the translucent box he could make out the three coins he had previously dropped into Emma’s open palm. Aidan’s head spun. Then, when he finally looked toward the town clock and gasped at the time, he picked up his pace and ran straight home.



He had just puffed his way back to his house and hung up his coat to dry when his mother walked into the living room, clad in a flowery apron and applying a nagging tone to her voice. “Aidan Jones! Where in the world have you been? Your father and I have been so worried!” Aidan could tell by the wrinkles on her face that they truly did worry about him.


“Something strange happened just now,” he said quietly, sitting down slowly onto the rug and reaching underneath the gigantic Christmas tree, dangling with the decorations he’d forgotten to come back on time to hang. "Mummy," he began shakily as his hands closed in around a package, rectangular and solid, and he drew that out. "Do you know anything about a girl named Emma Brookes?"

"Oh, the poor dear!" Mrs. Jones bent down and ruffled his hair in a motherly way. "She'd been there ever since your father and I moved to the city. The child's long gone, and found on Christmas Eve about five years ago... a tragedy indeed!" 

Aidan's face remained expressionless, and suddenly his mother’s cries on telling him to have his supper first before uncovering his present became distant shouts in a endless void as his fingers moved silently over the bright wrapping paper, his eyes captivated. Without hesitation he grabbed a corner and tore.


Aidan’s eyes trailed from the shiny blue cover to the frosted window. A cold gust of wind blew into the house as he shoved it open and poked his head out into the night. There he could see, up there where the falling stars were, was a certain one that outshone the rest. At last he turned back to the room, where the blazing fire in the hearth told him of her last unwavering smile. Smiling to himself too, he retreated to his father’s favorite armchair and opened his new storybook, ‘The Little Match Girl’ to the very first page, and read aloud, Emma’s flickering ghost listening at his feet.





Aidan had grown up to be a successful businessman and had been contributing generously to Promise Home on Buckingham Street in England, in memory of Emma Brookesthe girl who'd struck the light in his life.








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Tuesday, 15 September 2015

|| 10 types of annoying students (Class Edition) ||

Greetings once more to all our fellow readers. Today's blog post is for our friends and all those children/teenagers out there!

Have you ever had that one friend that is so annoying that you feel like punching his/her face repeatedly then kneeing them in the gut? I definitely do and that's Fis- I mean nothing. Anyways, introducing... 

~10 TYPES OF STUDENTS (aka ANNOYING PEOPLE)~
Enjoy! ~Cow

P.S. Remember to take into account that these abnormal creations have only been so far spotted in the classroom of 8 Gamma, Sri Kuala Lumpur. If none of these apply to you, well, you know the strange antics we perform here. 

P.P.S All our fellow friends who were mentioned below have been asked to approve of their name 
mentioning in our blog post. We are not responsible for any offending material since you have already given us your permission. Thank you for understanding.

1)The Pen-Clicker


This friend will constantly irritate you by clicking their pens. They never stop even when you tell them to stop clicking. I know your teachers tell you to try to 'click' with your friends but please, fellow pen-clicker, don't try to play a song with your pen because all others can hear is a irregular tick-tack- tick     -  tack-tick-tack   -    tick-tack-tick-tack-tick-tack-tick. I just played Let It Go. Surprised? It may seem amusing to you but please keep your special Frozen soundtrack to yourself.

Featuring Riceball's Hand!! :)

2)The Chair-Kicker


No surprises here. Everyone has definitely experienced the irritation of sitting in front of the chair-kicker. Like the pen-clicker, they have this goal in life to annoy their front neighbor. Asking them to stop is impossible because the more you ask them to stop, the harder and the more frequent they kick. When facing these friends, just raise your hand and tell your teacher that he/she is kicking your chair. If they still do not stop, get PERSONAL.

Featuring Fish's Leg (Funny because fishes don't have legs... they got tails though :)

3)The Spiller


If you thought this meant a person who can't keep secrets, you are wrong (though they do qualify in the annoying list). The Spiller is so clumsy to the point that they manage to spill their water every time and everyday. The worst quality to the Spiller is that they blame their friends or the bottle and they are either too lazy or stubborn to go to the toilet to get the mop. Some even go to the point to wait by the puddle until it dries and after it finally dries, they go to the toilet to retrieve a mop which strongly smells of urine and use it to mop the hundreds of footprints around the class, efficiently and effectively spreading that fragrant urine scent. Yep, such troublemakers.

Featuring Fish's bottle in a toilet (?!)

4)Why did the chicken not cross the road?


Just joking. I can't think of a good name for this person and road-blocker is just boring. These people like to "share" their bags and things with everyone by dumping their items right in the center of the walking path. When their friends stumble or fall over their bags, they would glare at the person as if it were their fault. Then they would drag their belongings a bit closer to their tables and if no one falls, they would leave it there until the teacher trips and scolds him/her, then only will they learn to KEEP TO THEMSELVES.


Featuring Louisa's fabulous bags and a pair of short legs

5)The Annoying Orange


This person isn't an orange but they are close. These people tend to talk A LOT and annoy their friends and teachers. Basically, they sour everyone's mood (get it? Sours? Orange?). I managed to ask friends of mine (Trinity and Yee Jie) for their opinion on the Annoying Orange and they both asked me if I were talking about Wi- I MEAN NOTHING. These people also like to come over to your place and ask you a billion questions and play with your stationery until you feel this compelling urge to murder him/her.

No pics taken because it might be offending. Featuring THE ANNOYING ORANGE (LITERALLY)

6)The Borrower


Yes, you guessed it. This person can be the most annoying person sometimes. They never bring their stationery, paper, books, clothes - basically everything a student needs to bring to school, the Borrower never brings. Guess what they do next? They BORROW. Cow, can I borrow glue? Can I have a piece of foolscap paper? Can I "take a look (DEFINITELY not copying)" at your Science Workbook? And then to make matters worse, there's the occasional "Can I lend your correction tape?" No you may not, but I certainly do want to correction tape your mouth.

Featuring Riceball's hand and a skeleton 

7)Beep, Beep


Ever had that time during an exam, when you're stressed out over a very hard Science question? Then suddenly, you hear a watch beeping behind you and you freak out because you don't have a watch and the beeping can only mean one thing - the exam is ending. But noooooo. After scribbling down your one paragraph answer, the examiner says you still have an hour left and you realize that you can't use correction tape and that there is no more space to rewrite your answer. Annoying, right? There are also the punctual or forgetful friends who set alarms for everything - tea break, lunch, end of school - every time the bell rings, their watch rings too. So what's the use of the bell? Ask the Beep Beeps.

Exactly my thoughts on the matter.

8)The Stalker Wannabe


OK, these people can be superbly irritating. What the Stalker Wannabe does is leave small notes in your books every time they pass by or sit at your place. When you're reading your History notes, all of a sudden, you see this small "Bridget was here ;)" at the corner of the page. Some people may not find this annoying, but I do and it can be quite frustrating when I see these small notes in my books and I have to rub them off (hey, I'm lazy). These people can even go to the point of saying hi and texting creepy winking emojis repeatedly on WhatsApp or Facebook and basically stalking you without talking to you face-to-face.


Featuring Bridget's beautiful handwriting

9)Peepers


The Peepers tend to humor themselves by peeking at your work every once in awhile. They not only "peep" at your homework but also your secrets. Ever had that time when you were drawing or writing your own poem or working on something private and this annoying person would come over to your place and rudely interrupt your personal time and ask you what you were working on? And when you tell them it's nothing and indicating clearly that it's a secret, they continue to bug you and question you until you give in. Or they snatch, or steal your paper when you're not looking, and laugh at it. So listen up, peeps, you keep your peeking to yourself, thank you.

Featuring Goldfish and Riceball and a headless body in the background

10) Captain Ball!


I saved the worst for the last. Yay! The Captain Balls' love to achieve spectacular things in their life and the first must-do on their list is to chuck things around the class. They throw anything and everything - books, paper, pencils, erasers and even balls (such as footballs, volleyballs, and netballs) around the class. Not only do they wreak havoc in the class, they also tend to hurt some students along the way. I've personally been hit by a green tennis ball named Bob in the head before so I know how it feels and honestly, I never want to get hit again. Some of these people also like to throw crumpled paper balls from their seats because of laziness and the dozens of 'oooh's they would get if they scored. I'm not that person but I am the one who laughs when they fail. Moral of the story: Avoid balls at ALL COST!


Featuring Pakalu and Shikubi and a pink netball.

Riceball missed. *laughs.
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Ta-da! And there we have my personal top 10 most annoying types of students. Among the list, I am the pen-clicker, the peeper and yes, a Captain Ball. Please do remember to comment which of these habits you've been doing and have only realized it when you read this. If you're especially evil, you can comment your friend's name too and the annoying habits they're doing that irritates you. I'll be visiting other blogs now and do a little peeking. *cough* Er- I meant I'll be going now. Cheers!

P.S Kudos to these amazing people for participating!


Trinity

Yee Jie

William (Pakalu)

Richard (Shikubi)

Louisa

P.P.S If Teacher reprimands any of you for doing any of the following, well... we are NOT responsible. 






Saturday, 22 August 2015

OTAKUS ONLY!

WELCOME, ladies and gents, children and of course, all OTAKUS! Today, we have for you our ANIME REVIEWS. We obviously cannot list all the animes in the world, so we'll only be reviewing our favorites.

ANIMU REVIEWS (ERZA-CHAN!)

COW. o(*>ω<*)o

THis is soooo infuriating, SO MANY CHOICES, SO LITTLE TIME! Um~OK, I've made my choice. My favorite anime isssssss SWORD ART ONLINE (season 1)!


The story revolves around Kirito, who is stuck in an online game with thousands of other players. In order to exit the game, he and the rest of the players have to defeat the final level. At first, Kirito played solo but eventually, he met a guild who accepted him. In unlucky circumstances, the guild members died fighting a level boss and when players die in the game, they die in real life too. Kirito was heart-broken and swore never to join a guild.



But that was until he met Asuna, who became his wife in the game. They adopted a daughter named Yui and bought a house together. During the final boss level, Asuna died after saving Kirito from being a shish-kebab  impaled by a sword. Filled with grief, Kirito managed to glitch the game (DON'T ASK QUESTIONS) and defeat the immortal boss. SUDDENLY, Asuna resurrected and Kirito and Asuna reunited. Kirito exited the game and returned into the real world where he went to find Asuna. 



This anime has some sad parts but it is fast-paced and very exciting. Given the chance, I would watch it again. By the way, if you were wondering, all the girls in the chibi drawing (except for the black-haired one) love Kirito. Like I said, don't ask questions. Animes hardly ever make sense.

Riceball

Okay, so I had a very hard time deciding what anime I should choose to review because I'm a diehard fan of mostly shonen and there are SO many, for e.g. Fullmetal Alchemist Brotherhood, Nanatsu no Taizai and stuff along those lines.

But this one over here has caught my attention for a really long time already and I think it's because the storyline is very unique and interesting. But anyway, let me introduce to you...

The badass team. 



Yes, Soul Eater! This is a popular anime based on a certain Death Weapon Meister Academy--DWMA-- set in Death City in Nevada, United States. (WHAT?! I didn't know that...!)

You must be wondering, what Weapon and Meister are you talking about? Well, I'll explain. 

Weapons are humans able to transform into real weapons (e.g. a shuriken (ninja star), kusarigama (chain sickle), and (my favorite!) a scythe) and meisters are those who wield their weapon partners. So basically everyone in the academy has a partner and they all have one objective and one objective only: to collect 99 souls of evil humans (the weapon eats them, yep) and that one of a witch so that the weapon's power increases drastically and become "death scythes", weapons which are capable of being used by Death, the Headmaster, himself. 

So right now, the story revolves around meister Maka Albarn, whose father was the very first deathscythe and Death's partner, and her weapon partner Soul 'Eater' Evans. Together we join them on their journey on at first collecting 100 souls, but their objective is shifted to defeat the witch Medusa and her minion Crona, and later the very first Kishin Asura, who feasts on innocent souls to become an evil god of some sort. 

What I like about this anime is that the action scenes are in full detail and the expressions are drawn very clearly on their faces. I find the story plot very unique as well, and I like watching the character development in each of the characters. And I won't lie... I love the ships here. They're downright adorable, and worth the ship (from my point of view :). Soul and Maka for the win people. 

This anime is amazing, but the manga is INCREDIBLE. I highly recommend to watch and read both. You won't regret it. And the OPENING. Soul Eater's first opening was listed as No. 10 in the WatchMojo.com review Top 10 Anime Openings. (Then again, it's WatchMojo.com. The only website who would list Kirito and Asuna as top couple-- I didn't say anything!) One does not simply skip the Soul Eater opening.

Here you go. Hope you enjoy! 

Open it in YouTube at HD resolution for best results. 

You ever realize how bizarre this must look to people who haven't seen Soul Eater?


And that's about it-- hold up!





.FISH.

HEY! DON'T FORGET ABOUT ME! 

Bonjour Mesdames et Messieurs (means hello ladies and gentlemen in French),  still remember me? (Riceball: Since when did Fish speak French?) I'm Fish.

So, just like the others, I also had a hard time choosing which anime I want to share with you guys. But FINALLY after hours of mind-boggling pondering, I'VE DECIDED! I haven't really watched the whole of Season 1 yet, which means I also haven't even started watching Season 2. However, I somewhat know the basic story line of this anime mainly because of cow's blabbering so...yeah. (You know what I mean.)

Presenting to you.....


Tokyo Ghoul!

I've watched a few animes, but this anime made me go cray-cray. When I first watched the trailer of this anime on TV, I thought it'd be scary. To be honest, I can't stand horror movies. The last horror movie I've watched was Annabelle and jeez, it was FREAKY!

Okay, let's get back to the topic. (I'm side tracking again.)

FIRST THING YOU NEED TO KNOW: Ghouls feed on humans, they do not and cannot consume human food as it tastes rotten to them.

Kaneki after he 'transformed'

The story starts when Kaneki Ken meets with a girl named Rize Kamishiro. They suddenly become very close as they both have the same hobbies, share same favorite novels and are generally very 'alike.' When Kaneki accompanied Rize back home, he soon finds out that he and Rize are two worlds apart (literally.) Rize was a ghoul and she attacks him and injures him internally. All of a sudden, beams from the building beside them collapse and traps Rize and eventually kills her. Kaneki was sent to the hospital and Rize's organs were transplanted into him. He became a ghoul.

       Rize Kamishiro AKA Binge Eater

When Kaneki turned into a ghoul, he lost his human life. He worked at a coffee shop  alongside other ghouls and soon accepted his ghoul side. But when he finally seemed happy again, he was captured by a maniac called Jason and he was tortured until his hair turned white and his nails turned black. How? Jason put centipedes in Kaneki's ears and the poison (I think) caused some sort of reaction.

At one point, there was a war between humans and ghouls and Kaneki's best friend, Hide (pronounced He-day), was killed in the crossfire.

Hideyoshi Nagachika AKA Hide

Of course I did cry at the part where he got killed, it's just too much. GAHHH!!!

When Hide died.


This was me when I watched the part where Kaneki carried Hide. #TOO MUCH FEELS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

To add up all of it, I really love this anime and am desperate for Season 3 even though I haven't watched Season 2 yet. This anime is always leaving the audience in suspense, making us curious and excited to watch the next episode. I watched the last episode of season 2 and guess what? They left it on a cliffhanger. Sigh... So I suggest you guys go check it out and I'm sure you guys won't regret it.


THAT'S ALL FOR THIS TIME! We sincerely hope that you enjoyed reading our reviews. If you did, we won't mind if you share our blog with your friends and remember to comment and suggest what we should do next. Bye, for now! Do remember to check out our other blog posts!



SAYONARA! (Anime: Kimi Ni Todoke :)

WAIT. WATCH THE VIDEO BELOW. P.S GET READY YOUR TISSUES. WE PRESENT TO YOU TOKYO GHOUL'S ENDING WHERE HIDE DIES
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