Fish: *swoops in* I CAME IN LIKE A WRECKING BALL! I'VE NEVER HIT SO HARD BEFORE!!
Cow: Dude, WHAT are you singing >.<?!
Fish: Oh, it's the new Miley Cyrus song.
Cow: Smiley who?
Fish: Miley Cyrus?
Fish: Miley Cyrus?
Cow: No.
Fish: Here. This is a picture of her.
Cow: *sees picture, has a cringe attack and starts pondering about mankind.*
OK! So how many of you have actually experienced a similar scenario? Fashion trends and statements are everywhere and they are DOMINATING our world. There is nothing wrong with wanting to keep up with the newest trends (as long as it is unrelated to Kim Kardashian) but sometimes, people tend to go overboard. The Cow, (mainly) the Fish and the Riceball have managed to gather some of the most obvious fashion statements form Malaysia so that you will know where to draw the line and to NEVER, EVER step over it.
8 TRENDY FASHION STATEMENTS (according to Fish)
P.S These victims,well most of them, have been secretly taken in a Malaysian mall, thanks to top-notch secret-agent spy Cow.
P.P.S We don't exactly own the photos, even though they were taken by Cow...
#1 The High-lighter
Two things about them: -
1) They are high and
2) They want to burn your eyes.
The Highlighter is probably either self-conscious or they just like to be the highlight of the day. Seriously, it kills the eyes! Nevertheless, these people would wear a piece of neon-colored clothing out and will, obviously, stand out among the crowd.
#2 The Homesicks
These people probably love to feel at home. For them, as long as it is comfy, it's fine. Under any circumstances, if you were to wear that to the mall, wouldn't it be kind of embarrassing? However, the world does think differently nowadays... I wouldn't be surprised if you walked into the mall wearing a bikini/mankini.#3 Staying short
Humanity has proved that wearing high heels can lead to foot problems for women. Plus, wearing high heels can cause your toenails to have an abnormal shape. That's why we have Hero Sandals. Sometimes wearing high heels will cause your feet to sweat because your feet can't breathe whereas wearing sandals allow your feet to breathe and keeps your feet dry. Moreover, flat sandals are more comfy as it has cushion and can keep your feet firm at all the time. By the same token, sandals avoid you from losing your balance unlike high heels, you'll lose your balance at times.#4 The Baggy Comfies
These people, they are like the Homesicks, they love to be comfortable except dressing properly is a deal. They wear baggy; loose shirts, not because they don't have a curvy, hourglass body shape but because they want to be comfy and dislike wearing body-hugging clothing. Even though wearing loose tops doesn't bring out your curves, it still has its advantages, like when you eat too full, at least it doesn't show how full you are.These loose tops are usually made of cotton, chiffon or wool as it's soft and they're usually plain in colour with only a little design. On top of everything, if you choose the right clothing, then it's fine. Like the picture below, even though the shirt is loose, it still looks nice on her.#5 The Glory of Leggings
Leggings are very well known these days. Not only it covers your scars or hairy legs, it's also comfortable and brings out the shape of your sexy legs. Not all leggings are plain in color. Today, they have leggings with fancy and embellished designs. What's more, you don't have to worry whether it will show off your butt cheeks or not because it's completely covered. Just a word of advice, when buying a pair of leggings, please don't buy the ones that are too tight for you.
#6 The Swaggy Hair
When you see a person with an Afro hairstyle or African braid, you will tell the person closest to you about it, telling him/her how cool the hairstyle is. Well, today is the day you witness a cooler hairstyle. A PUNK MOHAWK HAIRCUT TIED INTO TWO. I know it doesn't sound real but you don't see that hairstyle everyday, especially at Malaysia. Colored/dyed hair is also particularly famous now, especially ombre colors. So if you wish to look like a mouth-watering rainbow cake, do not hesitate to dye your hair. But make sure no one takes a slice of that cake. #Ilovecake.#7 The Nail
Dragon studded backpacks are very popular as it is very attractive and since people now love to dress like a badass, these backpacks is one of the symbols for youngsters. Normally, only teens would carry the dragon studded bag but now, even children as young as seven are carrying it. This bag is usually made from leather cloth so it can hold the studs firmly.#8 The Stain
Today we have the tattoo lovers. Although some elderly, especially parents may not like the idea of putting tattoo, most of our mankind now have the liking of putting tattoos, ranging from words to exotic designs. However, my favorite type of tattoo is ambigram. Ambigram tattoos are very simple and unique. This tattoo is a word or words that can be read in a different direction, where the word reads the same when upside down or turned over to an entirely new word.
A very important side note: It's OK to wear anything you like or enjoy, The sole purpose of this blog post isn't to judge your style or to tarnish your opinions on your own favorite clothes. This is a mere observation that we noticed that might help you if you intend to go with the flow of fashion.
COMMENTS FROM COW AND RICEBALL ON FISH'S SOLE BLOG POST
Riceball: I have no fashion sense in the least, but if I were one of these mentioned above, it's the Baggy Comfies. Btw, WHAT is a mankini?!
Cow: Nice job, Fish. *Gives you a nice pat on the head* However, I am sad that you didn't mention "The Cow Fashion Trend." Oh well..
That's all for now, I hope that you enjoyed reading this blog post. If you have any suggestions on what our next topic should be, don't be shy and comment below. Also, if you haven't checked out our previous blog posts, go do it now! Thank you and have a wonderful day!~Fish
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