Have you ever had that one friend that is so annoying that you feel like punching his/her face repeatedly then kneeing them in the gut? I definitely do and that's Fis- I mean nothing. Anyways, introducing...
~10 TYPES OF STUDENTS (aka ANNOYING PEOPLE)~
Enjoy! ~Cow
P.S. Remember to take into account that these abnormal creations have only been so far spotted in the classroom of 8 Gamma, Sri Kuala Lumpur. If none of these apply to you, well, you know the strange antics we perform here.
P.P.S All our fellow friends who were mentioned below have been asked to approve of their name mentioning in our blog post. We are not responsible for any offending material since you have already given us your permission. Thank you for understanding.
P.P.S All our fellow friends who were mentioned below have been asked to approve of their name mentioning in our blog post. We are not responsible for any offending material since you have already given us your permission. Thank you for understanding.
1)The Pen-Clicker
This friend will constantly irritate you by clicking their pens. They never stop even when you tell them to stop clicking. I know your teachers tell you to try to 'click' with your friends but please, fellow pen-clicker, don't try to play a song with your pen because all others can hear is a irregular tick-tack- tick - tack-tick-tack - tick-tack-tick-tack-tick-tack-tick. I just played Let It Go. Surprised? It may seem amusing to you but please keep your special Frozen soundtrack to yourself.
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| Featuring Riceball's Hand!! :) |
2)The Chair-Kicker
No surprises here. Everyone has definitely experienced the irritation of sitting in front of the chair-kicker. Like the pen-clicker, they have this goal in life to annoy their front neighbor. Asking them to stop is impossible because the more you ask them to stop, the harder and the more frequent they kick. When facing these friends, just raise your hand and tell your teacher that he/she is kicking your chair. If they still do not stop, get PERSONAL.
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| Featuring Fish's Leg (Funny because fishes don't have legs... they got tails though :) |
3)The Spiller
If you thought this meant a person who can't keep secrets, you are wrong (though they do qualify in the annoying list). The Spiller is so clumsy to the point that they manage to spill their water every time and everyday. The worst quality to the Spiller is that they blame their friends or the bottle and they are either too lazy or stubborn to go to the toilet to get the mop. Some even go to the point to wait by the puddle until it dries and after it finally dries, they go to the toilet to retrieve a mop which strongly smells of urine and use it to mop the hundreds of footprints around the class, efficiently and effectively spreading that fragrant urine scent. Yep, such troublemakers.
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| Featuring Fish's bottle in a toilet (?!) |
4)Why did the chicken not cross the road?
Just joking. I can't think of a good name for this person and road-blocker is just boring. These people like to "share" their bags and things with everyone by dumping their items right in the center of the walking path. When their friends stumble or fall over their bags, they would glare at the person as if it were their fault. Then they would drag their belongings a bit closer to their tables and if no one falls, they would leave it there until the teacher trips and scolds him/her, then only will they learn to KEEP TO THEMSELVES.
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| Featuring Louisa's fabulous bags and a pair of short legs |
5)The Annoying Orange
This person isn't an orange but they are close. These people tend to talk A LOT and annoy their friends and teachers. Basically, they sour everyone's mood (get it? Sours? Orange?). I managed to ask friends of mine (Trinity and Yee Jie) for their opinion on the Annoying Orange and they both asked me if I were talking about Wi- I MEAN NOTHING. These people also like to come over to your place and ask you a billion questions and play with your stationery until you feel this compelling urge to murder him/her.
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| No pics taken because it might be offending. Featuring THE ANNOYING ORANGE (LITERALLY) |
6)The Borrower
Yes, you guessed it. This person can be the most annoying person sometimes. They never bring their stationery, paper, books, clothes - basically everything a student needs to bring to school, the Borrower never brings. Guess what they do next? They BORROW. Cow, can I borrow glue? Can I have a piece of foolscap paper? Can I "take a look (DEFINITELY not copying)" at your Science Workbook? And then to make matters worse, there's the occasional "Can I lend your correction tape?" No you may not, but I certainly do want to correction tape your mouth.
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| Featuring Riceball's hand and a skeleton |
7)Beep, Beep
Ever had that time during an exam, when you're stressed out over a very hard Science question? Then suddenly, you hear a watch beeping behind you and you freak out because you don't have a watch and the beeping can only mean one thing - the exam is ending. But noooooo. After scribbling down your one paragraph answer, the examiner says you still have an hour left and you realize that you can't use correction tape and that there is no more space to rewrite your answer. Annoying, right? There are also the punctual or forgetful friends who set alarms for everything - tea break, lunch, end of school - every time the bell rings, their watch rings too. So what's the use of the bell? Ask the Beep Beeps.
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| Exactly my thoughts on the matter. |
8)The Stalker Wannabe
OK, these people can be superbly irritating. What the Stalker Wannabe does is leave small notes in your books every time they pass by or sit at your place. When you're reading your History notes, all of a sudden, you see this small "Bridget was here ;)" at the corner of the page. Some people may not find this annoying, but I do and it can be quite frustrating when I see these small notes in my books and I have to rub them off (hey, I'm lazy). These people can even go to the point of saying hi and texting creepy winking emojis repeatedly on WhatsApp or Facebook and basically stalking you without talking to you face-to-face.
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| Featuring Bridget's beautiful handwriting |
9)Peepers
The Peepers tend to humor themselves by peeking at your work every once in awhile. They not only "peep" at your homework but also your secrets. Ever had that time when you were drawing or writing your own poem or working on something private and this annoying person would come over to your place and rudely interrupt your personal time and ask you what you were working on? And when you tell them it's nothing and indicating clearly that it's a secret, they continue to bug you and question you until you give in. Or they snatch, or steal your paper when you're not looking, and laugh at it. So listen up, peeps, you keep your peeking to yourself, thank you.
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| Featuring Goldfish and Riceball and a headless body in the background |
10) Captain Ball!
I saved the worst for the last. Yay! The Captain Balls' love to achieve spectacular things in their life and the first must-do on their list is to chuck things around the class. They throw anything and everything - books, paper, pencils, erasers and even balls (such as footballs, volleyballs, and netballs) around the class. Not only do they wreak havoc in the class, they also tend to hurt some students along the way. I've personally been hit by a green tennis ball named Bob in the head before so I know how it feels and honestly, I never want to get hit again. Some of these people also like to throw crumpled paper balls from their seats because of laziness and the dozens of 'oooh's they would get if they scored. I'm not that person but I am the one who laughs when they fail. Moral of the story: Avoid balls at ALL COST!
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| Featuring Pakalu and Shikubi and a pink netball. |
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| Riceball missed. *laughs. |
Ta-da! And there we have my personal top 10 most annoying types of students. Among the list, I am the pen-clicker, the peeper and yes, a Captain Ball. Please do remember to comment which of these habits you've been doing and have only realized it when you read this. If you're especially evil, you can comment your friend's name too and the annoying habits they're doing that irritates you. I'll be visiting other blogs now and do a little peeking. *cough* Er- I meant I'll be going now. Cheers!
P.S Kudos to these amazing people for participating!
Trinity
Yee Jie
William (Pakalu)
Richard (Shikubi)
Louisa
P.P.S If Teacher reprimands any of you for doing any of the following, well... we are NOT responsible.
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